Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in naffoff's LiveJournal:

Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
12:35 pm	wow its been some time since last entry. well today is the second of january. on new year's ve i watched "a new hope" and "the empire strikes back". if you dont already know which movies those are, then i'm not sure you really deserve to know. then i celebrated new year's day. then i watched "the return of the jedi". then i slept. well enough about that. i'm really just posting this so that i dont forget entirely about livejournal. dont you hate it when people on the subway have a clear disregard for the "walk left/stand right" rule on the escalator? well it bugs the hell out of me. i got some awesome games for christmas. one new and two used. "star wars: knights of the old republic 2: the sith lords" (very long name) "the great escape" (with digitally remade steve mcqueen) and "the lord of the rings: the return of the king" im going to spend a lot of time with my xbox this year. well thats it for my journal update. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 28th, 2004
3:50 pm	1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold/underline the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold/underline is false. 01. I miss somebody right now 02. I don't watch much TV these days 03. I love olives 04. I love sleeping 05. I own lots of books 06. I wear glasses or contact lenses 07. I love to play video games 08. I've tried marijuana 09. I've watched porn movies 10. I have been in a threesome 11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship 12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy 13. I have acne free skin 14. I like and respect Al Sharpton 15. I curse frequently 16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year 17. I have a hobby 18. I've been told I have an applebottom 19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me 20. I'm really, really smart 21. I've never broken someone's bones 22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal (to some people) 23. I hate the rain 24. I'm paranoid all the time 25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scars 26. I need money right now 27. I love sushi 28. I talk really, really fast sometimes 29. I chew gum when I sleep a lot of the time 30. I have semi-long hair31. I have lost money in Las Vegas 32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister 33. I was born in a country outside of Canada 34. I shave my legs on a regular basis 35. I have a twin 36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past 37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. 38. I like the way that I look sometimes 39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months 40. I know how to do cornrows 41. I am usually pessimistic 42. I have a lot of mood swings 43. I think prostitution should be legalized 44. I think Britney Spears is hot 45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past 46. I have a hidden talent 47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have 48. I think that I'm popular to an extent 49. I am currently single 50. I have kissed someone of the same sex 51. I enjoy talking on the phone 52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants 53. I love to shop 54. I would rather shop than eat 55. I would classify myself as ghetto 56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders 57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal 58. I don't hate anyone (anymore) 59. I'm a pretty good dancer 60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington 61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother 62. I have a cell phone 63. I believe in God? 64. I watch MTV (MuchMusic) on a daily basis 65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months 66. I love drama 67. I have never been in a real relationship before 68. I've rejected someone before 69. I currently have a crush on someone 70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life 71. I want to have children in the future 72. I have changed a diaper before 73. I've called the cops on a friend before 74. I bite my nails 75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club 76. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of 77. I have a lot to learn 78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger 79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie 80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes 81. I'm online 24/7 82. I have at least 5 away messages saved 83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before 84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past 85. I own the "South Park" movie 86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal 87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor 88. I enjoy some country music 90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza 91. I watch soap operas whenever I can 92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist 93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career 94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all 95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" 96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy 97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it 98. I have dated a close friend's ex 99. I'm happy as of this moment 100. I'm gay (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
11:57 am	can't think of any good titles. well im back from camp and i have a bad tan. after all day canoeing for ten days straight i've realized how utterly boring car rides are. don't ask how. just nod. my livejournals are always so empty. thats because i have no romances, action packed car chases, bomb defusions or anything worth talking about in my life. plus i'm not capable of pretending to have experienced these types of things. or at least i dont enjoy doing that. now i will recite ten made up words. mife quong gorh snausage shwokle vingle swoff derquin yobble parsmintoff i really hope none of those are real. that would be one humiliating moment i dont want to happen. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 18th, 2004
8:54 am	the fence or doom! and bruised hands i met up with an old friend yesterday. we watched anchorman with dillon. it was freakin hilarious. my hand is still bruised from jumping that fence. and for what? to get a taxi, then to realize i was better off in the subway station because the only taxi we'd seen in fifteen minutes was on it's way to pick up a customer. so i paid again and took the bus, which conveniently came just after injuring myself with the fence. i... i don't really know where i'm going with this. i'm off to camp in three days. if you have anything useful or interesting to tell me, tell me before then. or on like the ninth of august. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 28th, 2004
6:18 pm	garrrrr... ok. i've totally lost track of time and after what i think is only two weeks or so i am beginning to go rabid. pretty soon im going to kill someone. i hate it how everyone you were planning to spend the summer with is on vacation, and whenever you feel like doing something with somebody, they have other plans and then you wonder is they're as bored as you and after long hours of thinking you start to wonder is they're making it all up and then you get really paranoid. and you ownder if even your cat is in on it and its all some elaborate, cruel prank that everyone is taking part in. daytime television doesn't help either. neither does the fact that your siblings seem to be having fun and doing stuff everyday and having fun and SPAZZ SPAZZ! i dont know how i will survive the next eight to nine weeks. arrrrrrrgh! anyone who is reading this and feels the same way please tell me that im not the only one. im going to go watch some more crappy television. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
8:50 am	dream I had a very odd dream. School was still going, and we went on a field trip to some kind of forest quest thing. It was like a cross between the ROM and the Zoo. Everyone had tickets, even me, but for some reason my ticket was defective and I didn't get a free ice cream cone. We were paired up in groups of three. I was with Alex Byrnes and Tyler Evans. I decided to go into the trees to see if i would get lost, and I did. But eventually I found Tyler and Alex. We took the bus there but us three were the only ones on the bus. By this point I realized that I was the narrator. I sounded old. Like an old man telling this story to his grand-children. Anyways, so Alex had to go to the dentist so he got off the bus, then Tyler went to his mom's house and left me alone in the bus. I started to wonder if I was going the right way but then I arrived at the the forest quest thing. The rest of my school was missing and I didn't get my ice cream cone. Suddenly I became Bart Simpson and I made fun of the guy at the front booth. I then stumbled across a very high wall. While watching it, a man came up to me and told me that the wall was the reason that he became jewish. I didn't quite understand but I pretended to. Then he said that he always wanted to be handicapped. Then I stole the keys to the secret vault from the booth guy and all there was in the vault was bad books like "Coping with Deformities". They creeped me out so I gave the keys back to the booth guy, just as M. Bodi got there. Turned out I was early. Then a homeless man stabbed me in the back and I ran around screaming until Thomas Berton took it out and told me to stop playing video games. Then I woke up, puzzled. I never remember dreams this well. That was trippy. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
5:27 pm	i don't know what to say well i just wanna say to all of those who i pissed of this year, i guess i'm sorry. no jokes today, i'm too tired. whitman is all joked out. well this doesn't have much of a point. to those of you who i wont be seeing this summer, bye. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 14th, 2004
6:32 pm	wow i look around at all of my friends and i ponder. how many people are as lucky as me to have friends that care and how many have loving families. it really is comforting to know that people care about you. im going to start being a nicer person from now on. jeez i cant beleive i didnt realize this before. well looks like time for a lame poem that doesn't come from my heart. a melancholy ranting of potato salad, a whole bowl full, spinning endlessly, like a bean in a wormstack, school is done like a technicolour untouchable maliciously carnivorous chipmunk on speed, for what? for the poles? are we doing this all so the poles can laugh??? no. but don't cry. laugh. laugh at the the polskies. so maybe we can all forget our problems, and sing a sing along song. so gather up your pain, and dump it on your banana crullers, because they enjoy pain. one man's treasure belongs to another man. "hey get back here you bastard! i want my treasure back!" "you're gonna have to beat me for it." "why?" "because im a banana cruller. and i enjoy pain." "you can never win these days." wow...two in one. i got the cool, cool dialogue, and the cryptic poem. SCORE! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
7:49 pm	ouch ok i forgot to mention, that i didnt really mean last post. i was just being an idiot. feel free to hate me. but i am sorry to those who took me seriously. forever stupid, -whitman (2 Comments |Comment on this)
6:32 pm	why? i really do not understand why everyone is so sad and sounds so horribly depressed. so what if your life isn't working out perfectly? so what if you have a disfunctional family? so what? i hate to sound cruel but i am so suck it up buttercup. yeah i'm a jerk so what? gonna whine about it in LJ? NO! we are still young and there is plenty of time to be happy if we have the right attitude, so don't go cry in cryptic messages on LJ about how you have no friends, because if you had no friends, you wouldn't have LJ because there would be nobody to cry about all your problems to. so next time you are about to complain about how things arent working out, don't. just bloody do something about it. i realize i myself am hypocritical about this because this is a complaint, but at least i'm not crying about it. if you find what i said to be very mean, then i am sorry... whiners. heh i didn't mean that last part. p.s. feel free to hate me. sniff sniff, because everyone hates me! im gonna listen to emo and threaten to kill myself. waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. i hate my life! no but really, go ahead and hate me, because honestly, i don't really care that much, being a jerk and all. Current Mood: irritated (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 12th, 2004
12:00 pm	... well school year is over and now i feel like i could have had more fun and done more things if i cared and put in some effort. well looks like laziness takes its toll. well i'll see all you freaks later. (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
8:09 pm	wow its been a while well i cannot say much has happenned since. well... this post is just there so that i dont forget livejournal exists. since this seems to be cool i'll add a dialogue. "why are you slutting yourself around?" "oh so now im the slut?" "you just answered my question with a question only you didnt answer it" "why don't you go cry about it" "if you hadnt left me out in that airport terminal when i was seven maybe i would" "that still doesnt explain THIS" "you promised you would never mention that again" "i've got to stop you and your revolutionaries before you take over the world" "KILL DANNY!!!" well that was...different. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
9:22 pm	wow this is like my fifth or less i dont do this very much. mainly becuase i suck with words. yeah theres like all these people that write really deep poems and shite, well i can't do that so maybe ill mock it. the empty swing in the playground so lonely and yet not so long ago you were there reminding me of unfinished projects and broken staplers an unending flow of carrots and you how you so bravely swung back and forth on the swing in the playground and left me in the dust of your ideas just remember i'll be counting sheep until you return with your colour printer the colour printer of our lives so untouchable so colourful so much like you, in the playground ok... i think we all know who i was mocking... ADRIEN!!! hahahaha don't hit me Current Mood: amused (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 17th, 2004
7:51 am	saturday this may sound odd, but i hate saturday. why? because it's right next to sunday and i hate sunday. why? because it's so boring. this is the kind of time when i could really use some kind of nuclear device. and yes, i do wake up at 7... on weekends... it's a kind of sleeping disorder i think, cuz i am tired, but i can't sleep. well i've whined enough for today. Current Mood: tired (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 15th, 2004
8:36 pm	captain's log, stardate 4150.4. well i had a dandy day today. im kind of distracted though. i cant wait to see kill bill (volume 1) because i have a babyface and couldnt get into it in theaters. its really more of a childface, cuz i dont look cute enough to be a baby. alright, well since i have no particular talent in writing, i'm not gonna write a poem. -W. Current Mood: hyper (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
8:53 pm	captain's log, stardate 4130.4. i had an ok day today but i feel like i havent been loving pinky enough. shes not telling me about something and all i know about it is that it isnt good. now that i know this much my imagination is wandering. i think i have thought of every possible scenario, each being worse than the previous one. i hate feelings. they make you care too much. i wish i was a robot who only had artificial feelings, and had super powers, and a jetpack, and a machine gun for an arm and maybe x-ray vision and oh! a bomb defusing kit built into my other arm. sorry i got distracted by the coolness of robots. i love you pinky. Current Mood: confused (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 2nd, 2004
6:40 pm	captain's log, stardate 40204 first entry. we're in orbit around an uncharted planet. the reasons for which it was not previously found are unknown. spock and i will investigate with an away team. captain out. my first entry was a failed attempt because of my odd obsession with clicking links. well you may not know me but that's because I DON'T EXIST mwahahahahahahahah! oh sorry, i meant to say that my day went well. well this was cooler the first time around but o well. i hope you enjoy. Current Mood: geeky (10 Comments |Comment on this)